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Cassowary SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

This is a small whitelisted community based on the latest version of spigot Minecraft. Mostly vanilla with a few quality of life plugins.Survival SMP. If you want to join us please fill out the application form on the server website.

play.cassowarysmp.net

ExiliumRP

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

ExiliumRP is a private Spanish server, +16, for Minecraft Premium. It is private because you enter by invitation. It is a Roleplay server with voice proximity, based on an MMORPG. A medieval universe in which you can face fantastic creatures with your friends. Upon entering and before starting your adventure you must choose your age and a combat class, which must match the character sheet given during the interview.

But don’t be confused, in ExiliumRP not everything is Roleplay. We want users to be able to relax by playing other types of games and we have prepared a series of mini-games to have different experiences. Minigames such as various types of Parkour that you can find scattered throughout the different lobbies, or more complicated servers such as Among Us, Oneblock, SurvivalRPG or TNTRun, and more coming soon.

play.exiliumrp.com

Deaglemc

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Sick custom add-ons!Diverse Grinding systemenEvents, including RacesMany possibilitiesSick Folder

play.deaglemc.nl

RyzenPE – Telegram and VK server Minecraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

The owner of the “RyzenPE – Telegram and VK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

fzmg.duckdns.org:25727

Idle SMP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Emeralds Found:	3732
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Idle SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server with a twist! We have all seen Hermitcraft, and our server is similar to that of Hermitcraft, we have shops at spawn, an amazing community and with a little bit of plugins we have made this server one of the best and one of the most relaxing servers out there!

Come join the Idle SMP today!

135.148.53.92:25709

Spyrocraft

Community, Fun, MCMMO, Shops, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

SpyroCraft is a 13+ HermitCraft inspired SMP. SpyroCraft offers a wide variety of redeeming qualities that help to ensure it is the right place for you.What we offer: – Kind and Welcoming Community – Inclusive and Toxicity Free Environment – Understanding, Dedicated, Hard-Working Staff Team – A Place To Have Endless FUN! – LGBTQ+ Friendly

play.spyrocraft.com

Welcome to the Minecraft Minfi server

Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

The owner of the “Welcome to Minfi” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

server.minfi.ru

SR-Network

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

We were gone closed… but now we are back and not for no reason. Its time to be better and greater. I’ve learned so much over the past few years of hosting and its time to make something great! Join us and become a lasting part of our servers history.

We have an older server we call the Legacy server which is around 2 and a half years old. But we also have the new server which is only a few weeks old!

sr-server.xyz:25577

La Canoa

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

A survival server starring SoyAnthonyy_ from Twitch.

It has:

– Custom mobs. – Custom builds. – Backpacks. – PvP arena. – Asteroids.

And much more, join in version 1.16.5!

IP: soyanthony.apexmc.co

104.238.210.46:25606

The bippy smp

Economy, Factions, Kit PvP, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, Teams

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Hosted by a mediocre twitch streamer, this server has a lot to offer.

The Bippy SMP is a lifesteal server with plugins for custom enchants,crystalpvp, shops, economy, money from mobs, teams, and more! Featuring an amazing community, you’re sure to make friends and have a great time! You can make your own team and try to be the best or ride solo. Season 3 just began so there is still time to get ready before everyone gets too powerful! Now works with versions 1.18.2-1.19.1!

bippy.mc.gg