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  • 2K2K

    2K2K
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 3877
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    2K2K is a anarchy server run by a individual called AnonP4P, the server has zero rules and the map never resets, started in late 2023 the server has seen some notable activity, with many players and groups having being formed on it, creating a rich landscape of destruction and beauty, dive in and explore, build, grief, co-op and be the greatest version of yourself, visit our website for further details. https://81.51.194.181/

    81.51.194.181

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  • Creative Central

    Creative Central
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1932
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchantments Applied: 276
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

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    Creative Central Creative Central is a work in progress Creative Plots, Towny Survival Earth Map, and MMORPG Style Custom Roleplay Server with nearly 10 years of dedicated lore and worldbuilding put into it. WIP

    play.creative-central.net

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  • Day Off Minecraft Server

    Day Off Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1944
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like you’ve never experienced before.

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds while battling evil zombie chickens, build epic castles while dodging exploding sheep, and explore mysterious dungeons filled with enchanted llamas. But that’s not all! We also have special events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and sheep herding competitions.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret society of llama whisperers who communicate with the mystical creatures through interpretive dance. Or maybe you’d prefer to join the anti-sheep rebellion and fight for the rights of all woolly creatures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden temple of the enchanted llama queen or unlock the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite power. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

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  • Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP

    Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 7959
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mines Excavated: 2286
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Look no further, because our server is filled with more chaos than a creeper convention!

    Join us and you’ll find a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed a secret society that controls the economy (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that tells terrible jokes. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those short fat goblins – they’re everywhere!

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  • The.Times.Of.Old

    The.Times.Of.Old
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3049
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 New Chunks Explored: 537321
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

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    WELCOME TO THE TIMES OF OLD

    we are a rpg server with 20+ bosses , exploration and a pinch of story and of course so many biomes but were kind of new but were good as gouda cheese i swear and of course there’s all sorts of ways to survive from weapons from the gods to magic that could shake the earth as long as u follow rules ur cool if u want a bit more detail here’s a small list of mods,

    mana and artifice simply swords biomes oh plenty oh the biomes well go alot of the lets do it mods and aerlune rpg and the aether.

    hiro2468575764w5746.exaroton.me:28208

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  • Exaggerated Food Minecraft Server

    Exaggerated Food Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9315
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Enchantments Applied: 280

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching anime characters chow down on giant bowls of ramen that are bigger than their heads? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally experience the same level of food exaggeration! Our virtual food items are so massive that your character will have to do a workout just to take a single bite. But hey, at least you won’t go hungry in the pixelated world!

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic food quests, like hunting down a legendary burger that’s rumored to be the size of a mountain. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers survive solely on oversized cupcakes. Who knows what culinary adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world?

    So come on, join us and feast your eyes (and your virtual stomach) on the most outrageous food creations you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, you might never look at a normal-sized sandwich the same way again!

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  • Jelly Donut Minecraft SMP

    Jelly Donut Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1130
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Animals Bred: 168
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4200 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Mines Excavated: 4080

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we build pixel art of waifus and husbandos from our favorite visual novels! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even some spicy moments in the chat.

    Looking for a place to unleash your inner weeb while also showing off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to bond over your love for Japanese visual novels while also creating epic structures that will make even the creepers jealous.

    But beware, rumors say that there’s a secret hidden route in our server that leads to a forbidden visual novel with endings so shocking, they’ll make your diamond armor shiver. Will you dare to uncover the truth behind this mysterious tale?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few tsundere villagers. See you in the world of blocks and waifus!

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  • TESFamilySMP

    TESFamilySMP
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3682
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    A server where you can play Survival, Bedwars, Skywars, SkyBlock, OneBlock, KitPvP and more. Join now!

    147.185.221.24:27120

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  • Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

    Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5006
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to post your dumbest political takes and defend them to the death! Join us for heated debates, ridiculous arguments, and endless entertainment as you try to convince your fellow players that pineapple does belong on pizza or that the moon landing was faked. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can engage in epic battles of wit and absurdity? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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