humor 9. Laugh out loud Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Items Found:	3750
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	9795	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	476498	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5722	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4611	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.