Humoky MC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpawnBlockerz

#sustainability, Birth Rates, cultural shifts, demographic trends, difficult lives, economic challenges, environmental impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, future generations, Global Issues, having children, overpopulation, population control, reduced risk, Resource Management, social pressures, societal impact, societal norms, SpawnBlockerz, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	288
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	463828
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8603	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5482
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magic Items Found:	1660	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO