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  • DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

    DeconstructingDudeMC SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7158
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • NoAirParentPickup

    NoAirParentPickup
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9450
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ores Mined: 8863
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

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  • IcyCraft Minecraft Server

    IcyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2134
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

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  • MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

    MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 4935
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2264 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 409 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

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  • Canopy

    Canopy
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5705
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

    We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

    View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

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  • Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

    Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 7781
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

    About Us Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
    What Sets Us Apart
    • Dynmap
    • Bolt
    • mcMMO
    • GSit
    • FlareDeathMessages
    • Pets
    • Cosmetics
    • Decorations
    Additional Information We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
    Future Projects Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded? April 14, 2023
    What is the primary language of the community? English, with some members from Germany
    What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft? Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
    Do you have any upcoming events or projects? Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

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  • Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

    Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 460
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Alien Abductions: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

    We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

    Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server

    Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6391
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4848
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

    Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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  • NoQuestionsNoParents

    NoQuestionsNoParents
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3827
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Magic Items Found: 2473 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ messy relationships? Look no further! Join our server where we have a constant tug of war between factions, just like OP’s parents fighting for their attention. Choose your side wisely, as alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are always on the horizon.

    But that’s not all! Our server meetings are just like OP’s school meeting, where personal drama spills out and secrets are revealed. Who will you trust? Who will you betray? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

    So come join our server and experience the ultimate family drama in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and see if you’re the AH in this crazy game of family feuds!

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