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Meow SMP

Arena, Builds, coinshop, Community, Events, Leaderboards, Meow SMP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to Meow SMP! One of the best survival servers out there. We offer a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience, including multiple fun events, a helpful community, a PVP arena, fabulous builds, a coinshop, and server leaderboards!

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Prosper SMP: Where you can find more diamonds in caves than in your love life!

anarchy server, build projects, Caves, Community, crossplay, dedicated players, diamonds, Discord, Find, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, Life, love, Mature Community, Minecraft, new members, Players, Prosper, respectful, rules, shared interest, smp, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Rules	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
Discord Invite	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ

Q: Are hackers allowed on the server?

A: No, hackers are not allowed on the server.

Q: What if I have a problem with another player?

A: Please report any issues to a moderator or admin on the discord server.

Q: Can I join the minecraft server without joining the discord?

A: No, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

Haitian Zombie Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, foreign relations, government policy, Haitian, Haitian invader problem, humanitarian crisis, Illegal immigration, immigration, immigration reform, migrant caravan, Mike Dewine, Minecraft, national security, Ohio, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Republican governors, Server, Social Issues, state responsibility, zombie

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2261	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a Haitian invader-free environment thanks to our strict Republican governor policy! Join us and experience a world where Mike Dewine himself personally ensures that no Haitian invaders set foot in our virtual realm. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government task force dedicated to combating pixelated invaders from outer space. So come on in and join the fight against intergalactic threats while building epic structures and battling creepers with your new best friends!

Movie Sex Minecraft SMP

Actors, Actresses, animated, blockbuster, Characters, Cinematic, desire, dream, FANTASY, Favorite, film, Forbidden, iconic, Lust, Minecraft, Movie, movies, Naughty, Nostalgia, Passion, romance, sex, smp, temptation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3454

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Imagine a world where the villagers have formed a secret underground dance club and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a big softie who loves hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky spiders trying to steal your diamonds – they’re always up to no good!

ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

#facial hair, age difference, Appearance, Boyfriend, Communication, different, dry responses, hurt feelings, Laughter, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reaction, relationship, Server, ShaveCraft, shaved facial hair, Surprise, Upset, young

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, on our Minecraft server, we have a special event called “Shave and Surprise” where players have to shave their in-game characters’ beards without telling anyone beforehand! It’s like a virtual facetime reveal, but with pixelated blocks!

One time, this player’s virtual girlfriend didn’t recognize him after he shaved his beard and she couldn’t stop laughing! 😂 He was so upset that he just logged off and refused to play for days. But hey, that’s the risk you take when you join our server – unexpected laughs and virtual makeovers!

So, if you’re ready for some crazy surprises and hilarious reactions, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation like our player’s virtual girlfriend! 😉🧔🪓

WeddingDramaCraft

aita, best man, Booked, congratulations, Courthouse, Dinner, Elopement, Exam, family, friendship, government job, Happy, happy for you, maid of honor, moving cities, permanent job, RSVP, spain, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3423

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a Spanish government job for life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and elopement-like adventures.

Just like the bride in the story, our server is all about quick decisions and no invites. No need to save the date, just jump right in and start playing. And just like the Maid of Honor in the story, you’ll have a blast with your friends in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so thrilling that even getting a permanent job won’t distract you from the fun. You’ll be moving cities just to be a part of this epic experience.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a last-minute courthouse wedding, join us now! Who needs a walk down the aisle when you can walk through our virtual landscapes instead?

DropoutSteveMinecraftSMP

advice, career, college, college dropout, Decision making, dropout, DropoutSteveMinecraftSMP, education, Entrepreneurship, guidance, higher education, innovation, inspiration, motivation, parental advice, parenting, parents, reddit, Role Model, steve jobs, success, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Votes:	6380	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of your kids using Steve Jobs as an excuse to drop out of school and play Minecraft all day? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where dropping out of school is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis. Who needs a college degree when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and show your kids that Steve Jobs ain’t got nothing on you!

MineCraftyHacks

Clever, convenience, daily routine, EASY, Effective, efficiency, everyday tasks, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, MineCraftyHacks, organization, practical, productivity, Quick, shortcuts, Simple, Streamlined, time-saving, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Forget about boring daily routines, on our server, every day is a new adventure! Need to mine some diamonds? Just watch out for the exploding chickens that guard them. Want to build a cozy house? Better make sure it’s zombie-proof because our server has a zombie apocalypse event every night!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Diamond Dragon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this blocky wonderland!

PierreCraft2022

Canadian democracy, Canadian elections, Canadian government, Canadian News, Canadian politics, government accountability, government instability, non-confidence vote, opposition leader, parliamentary procedure, Pierre Poilievre, PierreCraft2022, POLITICAL CRISIS, political decision making, political leadership, political maneuvering, political opposition, Political power, political strategy, political turmoil, trudeau government

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6200	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

GorillaGarden MedicineCraft

antibacterial activity, antibacterial properties, Antioxidant properties, bacterial infections, Bark, E.coli, Gabon, Gabonese flora, gorilla diet, GorillaGarden, herbal medicine, Indigenous knowledge, local communities, medicinal plants, MedicineCraft, multidrug-resistant strain, natural remedies, plant consumption, plant extracts, plant-based medicine, traditional medicine, wild gorillas

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9823	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the plants are so wild even the gorillas in Gabon can’t resist them! we got plants with antibacterial and antioxidant powers that will make your enemies run for the hills. our bark is so strong it can take down even the toughest E. coli strains. join us and become a plant-powered warrior in the world of minecraft like never before!