HumanoidTech Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraftBabyDrama

Apology, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraftBabyDrama, DAUGHTER, family, Fatherhood, forgiveness, in-laws, Marriage, Moving, parenting, passive aggressive, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1587
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s tumultuous relationship with her parents and husband.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content while navigating the complexities of family dynamics.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships while crafting epic structures and battling mobs. Will you choose to prioritize your marriage or your family ties? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this player’s real-life family drama. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even reconciling with your passive-aggressive dad over a virtual dinner!

WholesomeTales Minecraft SMP

anecdote, cheerful, Conversation, delightful, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, heartening, Heartwarming, inspiring, joy, Kindness, Meaningful, memorable, Minecraft, Optimistic, Positive, Share, smp, Story, touching, Uplifting, Wholesome, WholesomeTales

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magic Items Found:	8259

OMG guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who taught me how to do the cha-cha slide while fighting off creepers. It was wild, bro.

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

CraftyConfusion

befuddlement, bewilderment, brain teaser, cognitive dissonance, complexity, confusion, conundrum, CraftyConfusion, Enigma, head scratcher, incomprehensibility, incomprehension, mental block, mind-boggler, Mystery, perplexing question, perplexity, puzzle, puzzlement, Riddle, unfathomable concept

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6050	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4774	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

1.20.5, Disgusting, disgusting faggots, disgusting faggots on earth, Earth, Eat shit, everyone else, Explorers, Faggots, Life, Live, Lost, my life, objectively unfair, own life., robbed, robbed me, shit eating, shit eating faggots, UNFAIR, wanted, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	512	Villages Defended:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Zombie Dances:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	9741
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!