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Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got expansion-related material galore, from breast and butt expansions to weight gain and inflation – all focused on human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and video game characters are welcome, so get ready for some crazy antics!

Imagine a world where your favorite characters are constantly growing and changing in outrageous ways. From SpongeBob SquarePants blowing up like a balloon to Mario gaining a few extra pounds, anything is possible on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you see Batman with a massive chest or Sailor Moon with a giant booty? It’s like a never-ending cartoon crossover event, but with a twist of expansion madness.

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and transformations await you in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

PlateGrabber Minecraft Server

Apology, balance, Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, Emotional support, forgiveness, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, girls day out, immaturity, mental health, mental health break, mental health center, Minecraft, misunderstanding, PlateGrabber, self-care, Server, social media, Support

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your friendships just like Mia and her friend.

Experience the thrill of virtual tapas and drinks with your Minecraft buddies, but be careful not to get too tipsy like Mia did! Who knows what drama might unfold when you least expect it.

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown over a plate of virtual food, where friendships are tested and apologies are sent via text message days later. Will you be able to navigate the drama and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join us and find out!

WakeyCraft

aita, Apology, Argument, comfort, Communication, Conflict, crying, dry shampoo, emotions, family, Frustration, morning, sister, Sleep, stress, summer camp, summer vacation, teenager, Understanding, WakeyCraft, waking up

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	4175	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Votes:	7211	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	2693
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Animals Bred:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!