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Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9404
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3066
Emeralds Found:	6167	Star Shards Collected:	164
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2754	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2851	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7113	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	833481
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	205
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

10. animal habitat, 11. animal survival, 12. animal intelligence, 13. animal perspective, 14. animal diversity, 15. animal welfare, 16. animal consciousness, 17. animal protection, 18. animal rights, 19. animal conservation, 2. animal spirit, 20. animal advocacy., 3. animal kingdom, 4. animal instincts, 5. wildlife experience, 6. animal behavior, 7. animal communication, 8. animal characteristics, 9. animal adaptation, Alter, animal, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Ego, Pick

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3960	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

avian influenza, birb, bird flu, Diagnosis, Epidemic, flu, global health, H5N2, human case, Infectious Disease, mexico, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, Virus, Who, zoonotic disease

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.