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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
New Chunks Explored:	339460	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	170
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2686
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	2181
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Void Gems Collected:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1675
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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