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FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

anti-social, capitalists, Empathy, FascistFiasco, fascists, Freaks, Game, humane, Leftists, Minecraft, money hungry, psychos, smp, Underdogs, world better, ZA/UM

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	482	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	156	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

ChainsawCraft: Where we chop down trees and build epic worlds! LOL

action, Adventure, BUILD, chainsaw man, Chainsaw Man characters, Chainsaw Man fandom, Chainsaw Man fans, Chainsaw Man theories, ChainsawCraft, chop, Demons, Epic, friendship, Hope, lol, longing, Manga, Manga discussion, Miri, Redemption, reunion, Reze, shonen jump, speculation, Supernatural, Trees, worlds

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of waiting for Reze to come back and reunite with Miri? Well, on our Minecraft server, they can reunite in a matter of minutes! Our server has a magical teleportation feature that brings long-lost friends together in the blink of an eye. Join now and witness the epic reunion of Reze and Miri, it’s better than any soap opera drama!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the Sheep Recognize Thread

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Farms Harvested:	767
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Pig, whose squeals can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for bacon).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and let the madness begin! See you there, initials of you recognize a girl!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

beauty standards, body confidence, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, CREEPERS, diet, discrimination, fat acceptance, fat discrimination, fat shaming, fat stigma, fatphobia, mental health, plus size, self esteem, self worth, sizeism, social norms, societal standards, weight bias

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.

Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.

Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?

Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	596171	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	135

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

bald, Bankrupt, developing countries, economic disparity, Exploitation, exploitation of women, Exploring, gender inequality, global economy, global trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, income inequality, INEQUALITY, labor rights, living conditions, low wages, POVERTY, poverty wages, social injustice, sweat shop, sweatshop workers, SweatshopCraft, third world, working conditions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	3486

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, critical race theory, diamonds, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, laughs, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, race relations, racism, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, systemic racism, troll, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	693	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	291	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!

Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure

Adaptability, Adventure, Career Growth, Communication, company culture, Epic, Experience, Gamers, Hiring, human Resources, interview, job fit, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, new talent, Passion, problem solving, qualifications, Quest, Recruitment, selection process., Skills, team player, Yagoo, Yagoos

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yagoo is on the hunt for Minecraft players who can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot. If you think you have what it takes to impress Yagoo and join his elite squad of block-building warriors, then this server is the place for you! Join now and show off your skills in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. Who knows, you might even catch Yagoo’s eye and become his right-hand player in the quest to conquer the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the blocky adventures begin!

Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server before the Xbox 360 marketplace shuts down and prices go through the roof? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Our server is like a virtual time machine, transporting you back to the glory days of gaming before everything gets crazy expensive. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us now before it’s too late!