Human MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyNightmares

Horror, Despair, discomfort, trial, Hardship

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unpleasant thing a human can endure: getting chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been bested by a flock of feathery warriors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging his teleporting moves and glowing purple eyes.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just watch out for the gingerbread creepers – they may look sweet, but they’ll explode in a sugary mess if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

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ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

medical advancements, science fiction, reconstruct, medical miracles, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

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DreadfulCraft Minecraft Server

spooky, Minecraft, Edition, Macabre, illustration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have a Drawthread: dreadful human edition! That’s right, instead of building houses, you can draw horrifyingly realistic portraits of your fellow players!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will only explode in the shape of your favorite meme! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots rainbow lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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Smelly SMP: Where the only thing modded is our hygiene. No resets, just stink.

well designed, Nomad, Claims, Optimisers, Balanced

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
1.20.1 and updating server
Fair moderation
No resets
Inclusive of all playstyles
Great performance with vanilla+ modpack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any rules regarding griefing and stealing?	There are safezones near spawn where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed. Outside of safezones, these actions are permitted.
How does the Origins mod work on the server?	The server has custom origins available alongside the base origins. Players can suggest custom origins for review.
Where can I get more information about the server and join?	You can join the server’s Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

MosquitoCraft – Bite-sized Fun!

insect, full-bellied mosquito, Human, blood-sucking, West Nile virus

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.

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EggcellentSpermServer

Men, Females, Reproduction, outlive, gap

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

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Stinky SMP: Where the only mod is a puddle of water, no resets because who smells like failure?

origin change, Failure, Modpack, Griefing, Bloodshed

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Mod	Vanilla+ modpack with Origins mod

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals and only punishes true rulebreaks.

2. How long has the server been running without resets?

The server prides itself on extreme longevity and does not have any planned resets, allowing players to enjoy their experience for years.

3. What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

It is a system where a central area around spawn is protected with claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands outside this area allows for more freedom but also more risk.

4. How many custom origins are available in the Origins mod?

There are approximately 61 custom origins available on the server, in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can suggest high-quality custom origins for consideration.

5. Can I change my origin if I don’t like it?

Players are allowed two free changes of their origin or they can craft an origin change if they wish to switch. Alternatively, they can choose to play as a Human origin.

6. Where can I get more information about the server and join?

You can join the server and get more information by visiting the server’s Discord invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

CraftyCritterClash

Suffering, tragic, CraftyCritterClash, Human, value of life

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Canucks Minecraft Server

world, public figures, Beliefs, opinion, Trump supporters

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a Trump-free zone! We’ve built a virtual wall around our server to keep out any Trump supporters and their ridiculous antics. Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of running into any MAGA hats.

Our server is a safe space for all players who want to express their creativity without being bombarded with political nonsense. We even have a special “Trump Tower” building challenge where you can build the ugliest, most obnoxious tower imaginable to symbolize everything wrong with the world.

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by keeping Trump and his supporters far, far away. Let’s build a world where the only walls are made of blocks, not hate.

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VirginCraft: Where Creepers aren’t the only thing you’re scared of

desire, Hope, Reality, DATING, dreams

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and never getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies, including having sex with a living human female…in Minecraft of course! Our virtual world is filled with hot pixelated babes just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

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