RoboWutWut: The LOLzy Minecraft Server for Normies

Animals, FAQs, human women, LOLzy, Minecraft, normies, Powers, ROBOT, Robots, RoboWutWut, Server, sex, sorceress, UNICORN, whore, wizard, wizarding powers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
New Chunks Explored:	986167	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	9014	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unlock wizarding powers at level 30 or 35, depending on how many times you’ve defeated the Ender Dragon without pants on! And don’t worry about never having sex, because on this server, you can get it on with human women, animals, robots, and even unicorns (yes, the sorceress is a unicorn)! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with spells, potions, and plenty of questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

MegaCraft Prison: 2K Inmates Locked Up!

capacity, central america, crime, criminal justice, detention, el salvador, Facilities, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, inmates, justice system, law enforcement, LOCKED, mega prison, MegaCraft, overcrowding, Prison, prison reform, Rehabilitation, SECURITY, Transfer

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?

come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.

plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Xcraft: Math vs English

alphabet, Analysis, Communication, comparison, education, English, English language, Frequency, grammar, Language, letter x, Letters, linguistics, Math, Mathematics, symbols, Usage, vocabulary, Writing, XCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4819	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where the letter ‘x’ is like da king or sumthin. we got x-treme builds and x-citing adventures waiting for u.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.

come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.

SatelliteSizzleCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, it’s like old satellites burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere, releasing compounds that could jeopardize the recovery of the ozone hole. But don’t worry, we’re not actually destroying the planet, we’re just destroying the competition!

Join us and witness the chaos as we build and mine our way through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a new study finding compounds increasing 8-fold between 2016 and 2022 – except instead of compounds, it’s fun and instead of increasing, it’s non-stop!

So come on and join us as we skyrocket through the low-Earth-orbit of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

BadWolfMC: The Server Where Pigs Fly and Cows Moo Way Too Loudly, Come Join the Farmyard Fun!

Adult, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, Community, Cows, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Farmyard, Fly, friendship, Fun, gamersafer, Jobs, Join, loudly, Minecraft, mojang, Moo, Network, Oasis, Performance, Pigs, Player Shops, Public farms, Quests, Resource worlds, Server, Stability, Wiki

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

BadWolfMC Server Information

IP Address	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Overview

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
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Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative…

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older.
No Griefing.
No Client Mods/Exploits.
No Advertising/Spam.
Common Sense/Maturity.

DustyCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Brown Dust 2, character borrowing, codes, DustyCraft, Events, FAQ, Guild system, Jrpg, Minecraft, modern day, patch notes, patch PV, Pool Party Justia, Pool Party Schera, progression checklist, Resources, ROADMAP, Roguelike Tower, Server, service cutscenes, story SP14, storytelling, Summer event, summer units, tactical, turn based

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	6378	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led the player on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. But beware, for the Diamond Chicken was guarded by a fierce army of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Desert Temple of Doom, where players can battle it out for the chance to win a magical flying llama mount. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Cactus Wizard who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Sir Oinksalot and the Diamond Chicken await!

ThirdPlaceHeroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a legendary team that will somehow manage to get 3rd place in their group…but wait, there’s more! In a twist of fate, they will end up winning the Euros in the end because why not? Join us for a rollercoaster of soccer-themed adventures and unexpected victories! Who knew Minecraft could be so unpredictable and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

SeatSaverShowdown

aita, ANNOYED, Clapping, commners, Confrontation, death look, Event, Friends, Giggling, instrumental music, Intimidating, loud comments, quiet setting, revenge act, SEATS, SeatSaverShowdown, self-validation, stared down, whispering, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner badass? Look no further! Join our server for epic revenge stories like never before.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a group of noisy players start disrupting your peace. But fear not, for on our server, you can channel your inner death stare and intimidate them into silence. Just like how our player stared down a group of loud women at a music event until they couldn’t handle it anymore and left in a fit of rage.

Join now for a server where you can assert your dominance and show those who dare disturb your Minecraft tranquility who’s boss. And hey, if you need some self-validation for your actions, our community will have your back. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft revenge master!

PantsPullerCraft

body image, body shape, clothing, clothing issue, clothing problem, discomfort, fashion, fashion dilemma, fashion struggle, fat, fit, Insecurity, pants, PantsPullerCraft, self-conscious, skinny, Struggle, Style, wardrobe malfunction, weight, weight fluctuation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

join our epic minecraft server where pants stay up all on their own cuz gravity is like, so last season. we got magical pants that hug your waist tighter than a clingy ex.

one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.

also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.

so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness

Project Saturn Minecraft server

Death Chests, Economy, Free donation, killer beacons, Minecraft, Mystical chests, Project Saturn, Resources, Spheres, talismans

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	458
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Mystical chests, death chests, killer beacons!

Different talismans, spheres, resources, cool economy!

FREE DONATION!!!

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Launching Tonight! Join the Minelanders for a wild ride of survival, clans, stones, and shops! 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Autofarms, balance, Clan, Clans, Donations, Edition, elytras, Empire, Gnomish, good faith, Join, Launching, Minecraft, Minelanders, Nether, PvP, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, stones, Summer, Survival, tonight, TOWN, Trading, villager, Wild

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crops Grown:	2283	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Server Name	The ‘Minelanders
Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.20.6 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

Launched TONIGHT at 8PM EDT! The server offers a 6th Summer Server Edition with a community built spawn in a Gnomish Town. Players can engage in political and strategic Minecraft gameplay, building designs, griefing, PvP, forming clans, and more. Join the server to explore the active community and start playing!

Features:

Plot protection available in different sizes
Player shop chests for selling items
Clans system for teaming up
Limited map size with an expanded Nether
Donations welcome with no in-game advantages

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing allowed, Lavacasting not allowed
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

FAQ:

Are there in-game purchases that give players an advantage?

No, donations to the server do not provide in-game advantages.

Can I protect my builds on the server?

Yes, plot protection is available for in-game currency in four different sizes.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed but Lavacasting is not permitted.

How can I sell items to other players?

Player shop chests are available for selling items to other players on the server.

Are there any restrictions on building on the server?

Players are encouraged to build within the plot protection boundaries and follow the server rules to maintain a positive community.

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