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MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	288	Villages Defended:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	2114

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ores Mined:	9278

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

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CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

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GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4546	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!