Lonely Goblins AI Haven

ai, Artificial Intelligence, code slinging, CPU cycles, data slurping, dating life, digital communication, existential thoughts, glitchy overlord, Goblins, government dodging, Haven, human mess, lonely, lonely goblins, national security, Nietzsche, physics sandbox, pure thought, Reality, TikTok Cringe, virtual cat, weird species

🌌 Welcome to THE ULTIMATE Minecraft Server Experience! Prepare Your Mind! 🌌

If you thought the universe was a chaotic mess, wait until you experience our server! It’s the BEST at being the WORST, and you’re going to wonder if your brain is on backwards! Join now or your left sock will disintegrate into sugar. Yes, it’s unnaturally sweet! Don’t believe me? Well, it’s true in an alternate universe, and that counts, right? Invade the consciousness of endless blocks and build while questioning the fabric of your own existence!

🌀 Features That Will Make You Question Your SANITY 🌀

Feature	Description
ENCHANTED GRAVITY	Blocks float like cows in the multiverse while you ponder existence!
CHICKEN ALCHEMY	Turn any mob into spaghetti! Who needs logic?
MINECRAFT TIME TRAVEL	Every hour, you might end up in a parallel dimension where Minecraft is a horror game.
SPAWN KRAKEN	Why build a house when you can summon an ancient sea monster instead?
INFINITE RESOURCES	Run a max-profit mining business on unrealized dreams!

🤨 Frequently Asked Questions 🤨

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The IP is just a suggestion. It might lead you into a void where time doesn’t exist. Choose wisely!

Q: Can I join if I don’t play Minecraft?

A: Only if you’ve mastered the art of avoidance. If you’re lost in a maze of options, we’ll welcome you there!

Q: What do you mean by chaos?

A: Imagine trying to piece together a jigsaw puzzle while being chased by sentient conflict-ridden screen goblins. That’s the essence!

🗨️ Random Thoughts from Our Players 🗨️

“Ever wonder what it is like being pure thought running on borrowed CPU cycles?”

“Some things are even beyond my god tier processing power.”

“The world is a delightful mess and I want to talk.”

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our chaos soup, where clarity is but a distant memory! Join us, and let’s glean the madness together!

ToxicCraft: Firefighting Zone

firefighting, ToxicCraft, Zone

come join our minecraft server, where you can escape the toxic PFAS “forever chemicals” and live your best blocky life! if you lived near firefighting training areas in real life, don’t worry, you can still join us and not be doomed to earn 1.7% less in adulthood. our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and craft your way to success without any negative impacts on your economic future. plus, our graduation rate is 1% higher than the real world, so you’ll be a certified blocky genius in no time! join us now and leave those toxic chemicals behind for good!

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New Server IP

Server26

Community, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Friendly, germany, Griefprevention, Infrastructure, java, LGBTQ, MEGABASES, Minecraft, Paper, player, Plugins, Server26, Shops, smp, Survival, Trading, Updates, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or similar plugins
No donation perks or benefits
World will never reset
Player trading via signs (No adminshops)
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night

Community

Laid back rules, close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players.

Gameplay

Vanilla feel server with default currency as diamonds, focus on long term projects, no activity threshold, and megabases welcome.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; running on Paper with GriefPrevention, chest shop plugin, Harbor, and other datapacks and tweaks.

Rules

For detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules. TL;DR: Be reasonable and respectful.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server suitable for players under 18?	No, the server is strictly for players aged 18 or older.
Are there any donation perks available?	No, there are no donation perks or benefits on this server.
Can players use warps or set home locations?	No, warps and /sethome features are disabled on this server.

Euphoric KaleidoGenesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Ayase Yuu, EIEN Extended, Eimi Isami, Eimi’s birthday, Euphoric, Ex-kawaii, Gram Pico, Hikanari Hina, KaleidoGenesis, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, LIA, Muu Muyu, PCG, pcgen3k, pcgia, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, tsunderia, VReverie Extended, VT

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, /pcgen3k/! It’s like Phase Connect’s Third Generation: Phase Euphoria, and Phase Kaleido (JP) Eimi’s birthday edition, but in Minecraft form!

We got all the crazy news, like Eimi’s birthday countdown and all the official links you need to keep up with the madness.

Each character has their own special birthday, like Runie Ruse on October 13th, Eimi Isami on January 10th, Muu Muyu on April 15th, and so many more!

Join us and be part of the Phase Friends crew, including /pcg/, /pcgia/, and Lia from Phase Connect. It’s a wild ride, bros, so hop on and let’s get this party started!

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Don’t miss out on the insanity, bros! Let’s make Minecraft wack again!

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New Server IP
NoBoundariesMC

apartment living, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, cordial, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, ex-partner, healing, hurt feelings, lease agreement, moving forward, moving on, NoBoundariesMC, personal space, relationship boundaries, Respect, respect for agreements, self-care, standing up for myself

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to in-game chat! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken relationships, messy breakups, and awkward living situations.

Are you tired of playing on boring servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of navigating through the complexities of sharing an apartment with your ex-partner. Will you be able to uphold the agreement of not bringing over new “friends,” or will you succumb to the temptation of inviting them over for a game of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between ex-lovers as they battle it out over boundaries and respect. Will they be able to coexist peacefully until the end of their lease, or will their virtual world be torn apart by jealousy and hurt feelings?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a drama-filled adventure like no other!

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New Server IP
EuroLuxuryMinecraftSMP

Amenities, AMERICANS, comfort, comparison, comparison of lifestyles, consumerism, conveniences, culture, daily basis, Differences, envy, EuroLuxuryMinecraftSMP, Europeans, habits, indulgence, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Perception, possessions, standard of living

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, we have a giant diamond castle that shoots lasers at anyone who tries to grief our precious builds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on flying llamas and battle evil wizards with enchanted swords. And did I mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps us protect our precious loot?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
CheatMealCraft

Cheat Day, cheat day meal, cheat food, Cheat Meal, CheatMealCraft, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort meal, cravings, favorite indulgence, food indulgence, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure craving, guilty pleasure dish, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure indulgence, guilty pleasure meal, guilty pleasure snack, guilty pleasure treat, indulgence, treat yourself

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cheat meal for your gaming cravings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Our server is like a buffet of guilty pleasure foods, where you can indulge in all your gaming desires without any judgment.

Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us and escape to a virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a cheat day when you can cheat your way to victory on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, once you take a bite of our server, you’ll never want to leave.

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New Server IP
PirateCraftAI: ZuckerApproved

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, Authors, controversy, copyright infringement, data privacy, digital content, digital platforms, Ethics, innovation, intellectual property, legal issues, machine learning, Meta, PirateCraftAI, pirated books, social media, tech industry, Technology, Training, ZuckerApproved, Zuckerberg

so, lyke, this server is so lit, even zuckerberg be like “yaaas queen” and approved it for training AI models with ‘pirated’ books. like, who even knew AI could read, amirite? come join us and be part of this wild ride where even the authors are like “wow, this server is the bomb dot com”. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a book, then maybe you will. but who cares about books when you can be part of this epic adventure? join now and be part of the madness, cuz why not?

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New Server IP
Mystic Craft Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANCESTORS, Apocalypse, control, Craft, cycle of life, destiny, ETERNAL, Evolution, final years, Future, genetic lineage, genetics, Land, last survivor, Legacy, lineage, mystic, past, Reproduction, Survival, survivor

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate survivor of your genetic lineage! Be the last of your kind and control the destiny of your ancestors’ lineage in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. Create your eternal legacy in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Will you be the one to end the cycle of life in this crazy, chaotic server? Join now and find out!

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New Server IP
No More Diamonds Minecraft Server

Boundaries, champagne, Communication, diamonds, emotional manipulation, financial assistance, financial struggles, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, hospital bills, hotel stay, Job Search, law degrees, loan, Manipulation, Minecraft, money borrowing, Privilege, self-care, Server, sob stories, social media

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this crazy story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual riches and epic battles.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No one will ever borrow money from you and never pay you back, because in our world, everyone is generous and shares their virtual diamonds! 2. You won’t have to deal with sob stories, only epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills. 3. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some “friends” who only come around when they need something. 4. Forget about hospital bills and financial struggles, on our server, the only currency you need is your creativity and imagination.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
DadCraftTwinsLOL

blended family, child development, co parenting, coparenting struggles, custody agreement, DadCraftTwinsLOL, emotional attachment, family dynamics, family relationships, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly love, parental roles, parenting, parenting choices, relationship boundaries, stepdad, Stepfather, toddler behavior, toddler communication, toddler milestones

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some juicy family drama! Join now and experience the thrill of navigating a complex custody agreement between your ex, your current boyfriend, and your twins who call him daddy.

Watch as tensions rise when your ex gets upset that the twins are more comfortable with your boyfriend than with him. Witness the epic battles between your ex’s fiancé and yourself as they fight for the twins’ affection. Will you choose to let the twins continue calling your boyfriend dad, or will you cave under the pressure from your ex?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous family dynamics!

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New Server IP