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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5644 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2734 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have microorganisms running wild and causing chaos! you’ll never know what tiny creatures will pop up next to challenge you in your quest for survival.
we have a critical analysis of all-cause deaths during covid-19 vaccination in an italian province, because why not? who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have a dose of real-life drama mixed in with your gaming experience?
join us for insane stories of epic battles with microscopic foes and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
