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Warp & Warfare: Where Mining Pits Turn into Epic Battles 1.12.2

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7346	Dragon Eggs Found:	9936
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Server Name	Warp & Warfare
Overview	Join the Ultimate Modded Minecraft Experience where futuristic technology meets intense combat and strategic gameplay.
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod Flan’s Mod Advanced Rocketry Simple Voice Chat MineColonies
Why Join Us?	Active Community Regular Updates Epic Battles

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the following link to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/eXFP5mKgdE

Q: What mods are featured on the server?

A: The server features HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Flan’s Mod, Advanced Rocketry, Simple Voice Chat, and MineColonies.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, the server has friendly and active player base with community events, challenges, and collaborations.

Q: How often are updates released?

A: The server continuously improves and updates to provide fresh content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I build my own colony on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own thriving colony with MineColonies mod.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	4163
Void Gems Collected:	17	Emeralds Found:	5474
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Our community is so wild, we make the fandom look like a bunch of kittens.

One time, one of our artists got so salty over a build competition that they straight up bullied a user off the Internet. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect when you join our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where players can party like it’s 1999. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

JoblessBro Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-world problems? Look no further than our server, where even AI can’t take over your fun! Join us and escape the harsh reality of layoffs and redundancies with our epic adventures and crazy builds.

Imagine a world where AI art tools are no match for your creativity and imagination. Our server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind, where you can build, explore, and laugh your worries away. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

So come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, where even the most serious situations can be turned into a hilarious joke. Don’t be an AI art tool, be a part of our wacky community and let your creativity run wild. See you in the game, where the only thing getting laid off is your boredom!

ToothlessNephewCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1256
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yo-yo – full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you entertained!

Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?

We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!

So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!

MineCraftyMoneyMakers Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the elite 1% of Minecraft players who make over $200k a year!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and the zombies drive Lamborghinis. Build your mansion made entirely of emerald blocks and hire villagers to serve you golden carrots on silver platters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most luxurious resources, from diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted golden apples that grant you eternal life (in the game, of course).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and live like a virtual billionaire, join us now and show the world that you truly are the top 1% of blocky society!

CultCraft: Craziest & Coolest!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Have you ever heard of the Cult of the Creeper? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a group of players who worship the almighty Creeper god and sacrifice stacks of gunpowder to appease it. Join us and become a devout follower of the explosive deity!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe they are actually living inside the game and refuse to log off, convinced that their real lives are just a simulation. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and embrace the pixelated reality?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive prize and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

CraftyCavities

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join this server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. yea, we got some crazy mods on this server that will make ur head spin faster than a blender on high speed.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every friday night? yea, we got glowstone galore and the music is bumpin’ louder than a herd of stampeding cows.

plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after thanksgiving dinner. we got players from all over the world coming together to build the most epic structures u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll like a tumbleweed in the wind. dentist appointments and haircuts can wait, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

InsulinDropsMC – No More Needles, Just Drops!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got insulin drops dat make u feel like a superhero! just drop it under yo tongue and boom, u absorb dat shizz like a boss. no mo’ insulin injections, just straight up drops like a gangsta.

we tested dis stuff on mice and dey were runnin’ around like they just won da lottery. insulin wit a cell-penetrating peptide? dat’s some next level stuff, fam. it reaches yo bloodstream faster dan u can say “minecraft is life”.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da insulin revolution. who knew diabetes could be so much fun? let’s get droppin’ and rockin’ in dis crazy world of blocks and drops. ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ us now, we’re on fire like a creeper in a TNT factory. let’s do dis!

Escape Room Simulator 3000: The Hardcore Non-P2W Prison Server OG Classic Edition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

LockedMC Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Anti Pay-To-Win system
Contraband
Crypto Mining
Fun and Interactive Events
Community Feedback

Ready to join the fun? Visit LockedMC.com

Version 1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible!)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/trappedmc

Voted Top 10 on Prison Servers of 2024, being the only classic prison server on the list.

10 best Minecraft Prison servers in 2024 (sportskeeda.com)

I would definitely recommend checking out this prison server if you are ready to experience a prison like you never have before. I can guarantee the server will welcome you among joining.

FAQs – LockedMC Minecraft Server:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server has an Anti Pay-To-Win system in place where donations do not give players unfair advantages.
What is Contraband in the server?	Contraband is a system where players can grow, sell, and trade illegal items to earn money and gain exclusive items.
Can I passively earn income through Crypto Mining?	Yes, the server has a feature where players can use GPUs for mining to earn income passively.
What kind of events are hosted on LockedMC?	Events like Spleef, Walls, Block Party, Sumo, and more are hosted for players to participate in and win prizes.
How does the server handle community feedback?	The server is constantly updated based on suggestions and feedback from the community to provide the best prison experience.