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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3823 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
