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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8642 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 506 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? u can dance with creepers, drink with zombies, and even have a chat with endermen about the meaning of life!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it! plus, u might even learn a thing or two about POV from the porn category…just sayin’!