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AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Emeralds Found:	1749
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1394
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ores Mined:	2031
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mines Excavated:	3201
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5050
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!