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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Alien Abductions:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

Communication, customer service, DiSRuPtiON, Downtime, Fixed, Issue, IT, maintenance, microsoft, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Problem, resolution, Server, software, System, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, update

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

EchoCraft: Blind & Sighted Minds Adapt!

Adapt, adaptation, Blind, blind individuals, brain adaptation, capacity, echocraft, Echoes, human brain, learning, Minds.., navigating without vision, navigation, remarkable capacity, research, Sight, sighted, sighted individuals, Sound, sound echoes, vision, visual ability, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Farms Harvested:	749
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so, like, imagine if you could play on a minecraft server where your BRAIN adapts like, super fast, just like blind people do when they use sound to see stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft skills, man.

join this server and your brain will be like, whoa, i can navigate this world without even seeing it, just using sound echoes. it’s like echolocation but in minecraft.

you’ll be like a superhero, using your super brain powers to conquer the minecraft world. and the best part is, everyone else on the server will be doing the same thing, so it’s like a brain power showdown.

come join us and see just how amazing your brain can be. who needs eyes when you have sound echoes, amirite?

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build your very own roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the evil sheep overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Star Shards Collected:	217	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your grandma’s knitting skills? Look no further, because Haiku is here to save the day! We didn’t get affected by any crashes last night, unlike other servers that were probably too busy partying with creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join Haiku today and let the madness begin!

BroLandLordzGoneWild

aita, bedroom sharing, boomer, BroLandLordzGoneWild, brother, Disgusting, family conflict, gen-x, housing market, illegal, judgemental, landlord scheme, ontario, personal space, privacy, pup tents, rental regulations., shared accommodations, shared bathroom, tenants, Wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	1028
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?

But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!

And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?

BlockyBoysGoneWrong

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2040
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with unattractive players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and say goodbye to unattractive men and hello to a world of blocky hunks who will mine their way into your heart. Our server is filled with handsome players who know how to craft the perfect pick-up line and build the most impressive structures.

So why settle for unattractive players when you can join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate? Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the man of your blocky dreams – join us now!

MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing

1994 bombing, anti-semitism, argentina, Argentina politics, Argentine history, Bombing, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombings, Buenos Aires Jewish community, criminal investigation, extremism, international terrorism, investigation, Jewish community center, Justice, justice for victims, memorial, milei, MileiCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9579	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	54
Mines Excavated:	3311	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

FossilCraft: Where History Fuels Progress

#sustainability, alternative energy, billions of years, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, energy sources, environmental impact, Extinction, Fossil Fuels, FossilCraft, Fuels, future generations, History, Humanity, innovation, Natural resources, Organisms, progress, renewable energy, Technology, TRILLIONS

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

come join our minecraft server and be part of a world where trillions of organisms died to create fossil fuels so we can have epic technology like diamond pickaxes and redstone contraptions.

imagine being able to mine for diamonds while riding a pig and shooting arrows at creepers with a bow made of enchanted unicorn horns.

this server is the only place where you can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie made of cheese.

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. join now before the fossil fuels run out and we’re all back to riding around on wooden carts pulled by chickens.