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Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Animals Bred:	68	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	390	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	9466
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Crops Grown:	7357
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	7328
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, doctor’s orders, dosage, Drugstore, healing, health, Healthcare, Instructions, medication, Medicine, Mupill, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pill, Prescription, Recovery, refill, side effects, Take the mupill, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4921	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!