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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7849 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5057 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4981 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is crafting yet another pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, participate in wacky building competitions where the only rule is to build the most ridiculous structure you can think of, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon hidden deep within the caves.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of flying pigs and talking sheep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “why are rightcels like this?”
