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ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7821	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Animals Bred:	103	Potions Brewed:	90
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	3318	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Emeralds Found:	9088	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	193	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!