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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	981799	Crops Grown:	1507
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Analysis, confusion, consideration, contemplation, deep thoughts, deliberation, hmmm, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, rumination, smp, Soul searching, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	286
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mines Excavated:	4423	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

criminal charges, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, Espionage, federal indictment, foreign hackers, Ginni Thomas, GinniCraft, HACKING, impersonation, Impersonators, indicted, Iranian, Iranian hackers, online threats, political hacking, technology crime, Trump Campaign, us elections

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Emeralds Found:	2170	Buildings Constructed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	302166

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Grave Property – Own it!

Afterlife, burial, burial ground, cemetery, death, end of life, Estate Planning, eternal rest, family plot, final resting place, grave, gravestone, Inheritance, interment, Legacy, memorial, mortality, Property, property ownership, Solemn, Somber

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

Allowed, awesomeness, bedrock, building, Cheaters, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Freetoplay, java, Join, LifeSwiper, madness, marketplace, Minigames, Mods, P2WFree, Parkour, pixel art, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplaying, Server, server ip, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	972	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!