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>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchantments Applied:	212
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8060
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

CreeperCustodian

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BIBLE, Christian, Community, compassion, congregation, DivineCraft, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, gracious, Invitation, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Kindness, love, Merciful, Minecraft, Outreach, Religion, salvation, Server, spirituality, Unity, Worship

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

amusing, baffled, brother, BrotherlyLMAO, Chuckle, comedian, comedic, confusion, Enigma, Entertaining, funny, humor, idk, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Server, sibling, unfamiliar, unknown person

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6051
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	4647	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ores Mined:	5764	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.