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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3344 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because we got unicorns riding on rainbows, bro! And, like, the creepers here are all wearing top hats and monocles, it’s so fancy! Plus, our diamonds are, like, super shiny and give you magical powers, like the ability to make everyone else on the server do the chicken dance for an hour straight. It’s pure chaos and madness, man! So, like, come join us and let’s party with the degenerates, yo!
