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Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7221	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4282	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3659	Dragon Eggs Found:	7485
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Star Shards Collected:	55	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	348969	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Void Gems Collected:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4318	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mines Excavated:	4643
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	723210	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Emeralds Found:	4764	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3383
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	130	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Alien Abductions:	5
Animals Bred:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!