HPTX Minecraft Servers

HPTX Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5498
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3909
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6846
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5779
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 422

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3509
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Potions Brewed: 189
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 187 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98

    New Minecraft Servers

    Helios Minecraft Server

    Favorite Plugins Favorite Mods

    The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

    For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What are the server’s main features? The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
    Is there any IP address to connect to the server? No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
    What system requirements are recommended for the server? We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • China Posters Minecraft Server

    China Posters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 7118
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Potions Brewed: 29
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

    Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 2552
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Enchantments Applied: 202
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

    FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3371
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Runes Activated: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

    On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoobCraft: Table Edition

    BoobCraft: Table Edition
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9054
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

    Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

    ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4584
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Players Killed by Monsters: 3410
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

    CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9371
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

    oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

    so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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