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CraftyMinecrafters

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	7910	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5823

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

average income, economic output, Economic prosperity, GDP per capita, gross national income, income distribution, income inequality, individual wealth, living standards, Minecraft, per capita, per capita consumption, per capita expenditure, per capita GDP, per capita income growth, per capita resources, per capita wealth, PerCapitaCraft, personal income, population density, smp, standard of living, wealth distribution

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	2561	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	66

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

BdayBashNoShow

BdayBashNoShow, Birthday Party, blended families, Boundaries, CELEBRATIONS, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Guilt, parenting, perspective, Prioritizing, relationships, self-care, stress, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Looking for a server where co-parenting issues are non-existent? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone, perfect for parents who just want to enjoy some virtual building with their kids.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing a virtual birthday party for your Minecraft character without any real-life stress! No last-minute details, no spotty communication, just pure block-building joy.

And if you’re tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle a simple birthday party decision, our server is the perfect escape. Leave the real-world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So, come on over and join our Minecraft server for a birthday party experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with your virtual friends? Let’s block and roll!

DroppyMC

Combat, community-driven, crystal pvp, DroppyMC, Econame, Economy, Ffa, free for all, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Precision, PvP, sky-based, Skybattle, Skywars, strategy, Survival, Trade, Veteran, wealth management

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to DroppyMC!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience where every game mode challenges your skills and creativity. Our network features a variety of exciting game modes, including:

Lifesteal: Test your survival instincts in this hardcore mode where stealing hearts from your opponents is the key to staying alive. Econame: Master the economy in this custom game mode where trade and wealth management are essential for domination. FFA/PvP: Jump into fast-paced Free-For-All PvP action and prove your combat prowess against other players. Crystal PvP: Engage in high-intensity battles where strategy and precision are your best allies in this explosive PvP mode. Skybattle: Soar into battle in this thrilling sky-based combat, where every block placed could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Join us to explore, conquer, and dominate in a community-driven environment where every player has the chance to rise to the top. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s something here for everyone.

droppypvp.xyz

BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8887
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3377	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Animals Bred:	100	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!