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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Dragon Eggs Found:	7943
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Animals Bred:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	289263
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	4882

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Star Shards Collected:	260
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	655	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4945

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Emeralds Found:	160	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3869
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5013

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉