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CubanCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Biden administration, controversial decisions, Cuba, Cuba policy, CubanCraft, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, Politics, presidential actions, Server, state sponsors of terrorism, Terrorism, trump, Trump administration, united states, US, world affairs

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7425
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

GirlCraft: No Injustice Allowed

Afghanistan, Allowed, Closure, discrimination, education, education for all, empowerment, equality, gender equality, Girlcraft, Girls, girls education, high schools, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Official, Open, school reopening, social justice, Taliban, Taliban official, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

HEY YO YO YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN A CREEPER’S CAVE!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN STEVE’S HEAD, WE GOT COWS THAT CAN FLY, AND WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE LIT, LITERALLY, WE SET THEM ON FIRE FOR EXTRA FUN! AND OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, WE HAD TO CALL IN THE ENDER DRAGON TO BREAK IT UP!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS PURPLE, AND THE ZOMBIES DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE MULTIVERSE!

Magnet Gym: No Weights Needed

dynamically adjustable resistance, electromagnet, electromagnetism, fitness innovation, gym, gym equipment, gym innovation, gym technology, innovative fitness, Lenz’s Law, magnet, magnetic field, magnetic resistance, magnetic resistance training, metal plate, Needed, resistance control, resistance training, weight training, weightless workout, weightlifting alternative, WEIGHTS, workout equipment

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join dis minecraft server where we got gym equipment dat defies physics! instead of lifting weights, u just stand on a metal plate and an electromagnet creates resistance for u. it’s like ur working out in outer space or somethin’. lenz’s law be blowin’ ur mind while u get swole, bro. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda crazy sh*t anywhere else, so hop on and get ready to pump some iron without any actual iron.

Crafted Dreamers 1.21.2

1.21.2, Attention, Boundaries, Communication, crafted, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, dating apps, Dreamers, emotional connection, fear of recognition, Intimacy, long-term relationships, marriage counseling, open relationships, overcoming fears, personal growth, relationships, self-confidence, sexual exploration, shy introvert, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8451

>LOL join this Minecraft server bro, we got virtual cuckolding for days>Your shy introvert wife can finally get the attention she deserves in our pixelated world>No need for dating apps, just log on and watch as another man’s blocky cock finds its way to her heart (and other places)>It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a therapist’s couch

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, albanese, carbon emissions, climate action, climate action commitment, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate leadership, climate policy, EcoCraft, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, global warming, government policy, international relations, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, political response, renewable energy, Server, trump

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	9604
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

Afghan refugees., Afghans, Asylum, Ban, CraftyBlockz, Crisis, discrimination, endangered, foreign policy, Fun, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration ban, International, MIDDLE EAST, policy, refugee ban, Refugees, stranded, trump, Trump administration, US withdrawal

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4052
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

BlockyPhD to Prof

abroad, Academia, ACADEMIC, BlockyPhD, career, doctorate, faculty position, findings, highly cited paper, Migration, PhD, postdoc, postdoctoral researchers, Prof, publication, research, research topic, researchers, retention, study, success

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3436	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

Melio

Adults, application form, Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, Java 1.21.4, Melio, No-Claims, safe space, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanillatweaks, Website, Western US, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
Location	Western US

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Q: What is the application process like?

A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?

A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.

Virtual Mindscape 1.20.6

1.20.6, autistic, Communication, content creators, digital avatars, digital identity, Diversity, entertainment industry, internet culture, mental health, MindSCAPE, neurodiversity, online gaming, online personalities, representation, Self-expression, Social Interaction, Social Skills, Streaming Community, virtual, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the players are actually vtubers? It’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man. And get this – they’re all super talented and hilarious, but in a totally autistic way. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but you can’t look away because it’s just too damn entertaining.

Join this server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a bunch of vtubers trying to survive in a blocky world. It’s like a mix of comedy gold and absolute madness, with a sprinkle of questionable life choices. And hey, who doesn’t love a good dose of cringe every now and then?

So come on, jump into this virtual rabbit hole and witness the wonders of vtuber autism in all its glory. Just be prepared to question your own sanity along the way. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.