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Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	226	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	6066
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Towns Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Farms Harvested:	144
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8085	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1659	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!