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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1366 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6130 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!