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DoggyCraft LOLz

amusing dog antics, amusing dog stories, canine humor, comical dog behavior, dog antics, dog comedy, dog comedy videos, Dog humor, dog shenanigans, DoggyCraft, entertaining dog videos, entertaining pet stories, funny dog moments, funny dog tricks, funny pet moments, funny pet videos, hilarious dog antics, hilarious pet stories, humorous dog tales, lolz, silly dog behavior, silly pet stories

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2636
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Have you ever seen a dog build a house out of bones in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious moments with your furry friends. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next master builder and create a masterpiece that will have everyone barking with laughter! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, even the dogs are Minecraft pros!

DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial attacks, Conflict, defense strategies, drone pilots, DroneCraft, eastern europe, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7790	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, imagine this: Ukraine’s drone pilots are out here like straight up bosses, taking aim at Russia’s oil industry like it’s a game of Minecraft. But, like, for real, if you wanna be a part of this epic battle, join our server and show off your drone piloting skills. We got oil rigs to raid, enemies to defeat, and loot to collect. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the ultimate drone pilot, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ruler of the server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this virtual world!

RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	402
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Votes:	4341
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	3020	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	928161	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.