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Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6530	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mines Excavated:	2125
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, Components, dissolved organic matter, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, Land, land management, land use, Microbe, microbial activity, microbial community structure, microbial composition, microbial diversity, nutrient cycling, organic carbon, Shape, shifters, soil aggregates, soil health, soil quality, soil structure

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	301168	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

4chan, Adventure, Allsync, Alternative link, Archived, archives, Authors, BUILD, choose, choose your own adventure, cyber, CYOA, cyoag, cyoar, desuarchive, FAQ, interactives list, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, Refuge Thread, refugee, Refugee thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!

NoHausForYouSisLOL

Boundaries, criticism, Decision making, family dynamics, freelance work, Guilt, judgment, lifestyle choices, mental health, minimalistic lifestyle, NoHausForYouSisLOL, Party, personal space, PRESSURE, Sanctuary, self-care, self-care practices, self-care retreat, sibling relationships, support system, unwind

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!

Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!

CozyCraft SMP: Home Sweet Home

comfortable furniture, cozy atmosphere, CozyCraft, family photos, fireplace, fluffy pillows, fuzzy socks, good book, home, Home decor, homey touches, hot cocoa, knick knacks, peaceful ambiance, personalized touches, plush rugs, reading nook, scented candles, smp, soft blankets, soothing colors, SWEET, throw blankets, warm lighting

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with magical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the comfiest virtual homes you’ll ever see. Picture this: a house made entirely out of diamond blocks with a bed that massages your back as you sleep. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now for a truly unique and cozy gaming experience!