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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6016 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 289 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 861743 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)