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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9006 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.
