Players: |
106/300 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
4971 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.