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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5711 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 840779 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
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SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?