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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5455 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 118 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 2622 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 77 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.