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CraftyLoveSecrets

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	3054
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4054	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	7147
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	286412
Divine Spears Created:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	164	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!