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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5207 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.
So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!
