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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2090 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?