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PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	221664	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchantments Applied:	220
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, ecelebs, game development, grifters, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4473

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mines Excavated:	2623	Ores Mined:	7101
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	130926
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?