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FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Towns Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	3453
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyActorsGuild

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7508
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	2271
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Euphoria SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Euphoria SMP
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Basic Plugins	Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes
Current Season Start	March of this year

Server Info

Java IP	play.euphmc.net:19188
Bedrock IP	play.euphmc.net
Bedrock Port	54388

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the Java server?

You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188

2. What basic plugins are available on the server?

The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.

3. When did the current season start?

The current season started back in March of this year.

FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have two days left until the start of the anime…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so lit that even anime characters are getting involved. We’ve got special art from Ueda himself to be used as a cover for the ending theme. Who knew Minecraft could be so anime-tastic? Join now for a chance to build your own anime world and maybe even befriend some real-life anime characters. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!

MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown

Apology, Appearance, Communication, Confrontation, culture, edited photos, family drama, Incident, MIL, MILvsMOM, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, photographer, Revenge, showdown, traditional wear, ugly photos, Vanity, Vengeance, Wedding, wedding album

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	153	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6930
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that is so lit, it’ll make your MIL’s snide comments look like child’s play.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.

But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.

And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.

MoonLandingConspiracyGoneWild

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	506
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta be ready for some outta dis world shenanigans! We got aliens, we got moon landings, we got conspiracy theories up the wazoo!

Join us and be part of the Artemis moon landing programme, where u can build ur own spaceship and fly to da moon to mine for rare space diamonds. But watch out, cuz there are aliens lurking in the shadows, ready to abduct u and probe u for information (literally)!

Conspiracy theorists gonna lose their minds when they see u on dis server, cuz we got secret government bases, hidden underground bunkers, and even a secret society of talking cows plotting world domination. Trust me, u ain’t seen nothin’ like dis before!

So come on down to our server and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. Just remember to bring ur tin foil hat and a sense of humor, cuz things are gonna get weird up in here!