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CraftyGlobe Trotters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

If you were given the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Well, forget about real-world travel because our Minecraft server will take you on a wild ride to places you never even dreamed of!

Join our server and you’ll be whisked away to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug.

Explore our vast world filled with towering castles made entirely of cake, oceans of lava perfect for a relaxing swim, and villages where the villagers speak in nothing but cat memes.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old real-world destinations when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCowsMC

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Spicy! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our Minecraft server – a spicy adventure like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated version of India where you can ride on elephants, battle with samosas, and even climb the Taj Mahal (yes, you read that right). Our server is so lit, even the cows are doing Bollywood dance numbers! So come on down and experience the curry-filled chaos for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

CraftyEU Diplomat

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you??

WalkOutCraft

Adulthood, Childhood, Coming of Age, Decision making, emotional development, Escaping, finding oneself, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, leaving the nest, life stages, Maturity, moving on, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, running away, Self Discovery, transitioning, walking out, WalkOutCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we run away from reality and walk out into a world of blocky madness! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, creepers that sing lullabies, and villagers that do the macarena!

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!

WelfareQueenMC Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Emeralds Found:	6148
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8160	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a maze filled with jiggaboo zombies and collect Oxys to survive! But be careful, if you get caught by the SS office guards, you’ll have to start all over again. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to build a Kpop-themed castle with your fellow Minecrafters? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where you can party with virtual Kpop idols and even challenge them to a game of Spleef!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some pixelated Kpop magic together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, difficult family, Drama, drama center, family, Father, Gaslighting, Minecraft, Negativity, relationships, school counselor, Server, sister, Soap Opera, toxic behavior, Ultimatum, uninvite, Wedding, wedding day, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here you can focus on building, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just can’t seem to stay out of trouble, which is why we offer a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts looking to escape the chaos of everyday life. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the intense rivalry between factions competing for resources and territory.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about family members causing unnecessary drama. Build your dream castle, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, or just relax and fish by the virtual lake – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like your in-game family is causing too much trouble, just remember that you have the power to kick them out of your virtual world. No more ultimatums, no more gaslighting – just pure, unadulterated fun in a Minecraft universe where the only drama comes from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced torch.

Join us today and leave the real-life family drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only explosions you’ll have to worry about are the ones caused by TNT!

SisNoShowCraft

Appreciated, Decision making, declined, ENGAGEMENT, exclusion, family, feelings, fresh perspective, hurt feelings, left out, maid of honor, Overlooked, relationships, sidelined, SisNoShowCraft, sister, stepping back, Support, unsupportive, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of being left out like a sad little block in a game of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where we promise to include you in all the wedding planning drama you could ever dream of!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chosen as the maid of honor, only to decline like a boss because you deserve better! Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual celebration with us, where your feelings will never be overlooked, and your blocks will always be appreciated?

Don’t be an unsupportive blockhead, join our server now and show your sister who’s boss in the world of Minecraft weddings!

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Are creepers blowing up your builds? Are zombies constantly knocking on your door asking for brains? Is your diamond pickaxe just not shiny enough? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, all your Minecraft woes will be a thing of the past!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed their own boy band (they call themselves The Villager Vibe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to hug (or crush, it’s hard to tell with those blocky arms).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hugged by the Blocktopus, then you might regret it a little).

SpookyCraft: Ghostly Encounters

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have ghosts haunting our virtual world, zombies that break out in dance parties, and creepers that tell the funniest jokes (if you can understand their hissing, that is). Join us if you dare for a spine-tingling adventure that will have you questioning reality itself. Who needs normal when you can have paranormal?