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ViceCraft2020

Campaign, candidates, collaboration, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, Government, leadership, policy, political party, Politics, presidential race, qualifications, running mate, strategy, teamwork, vice president, vice presidential nominee, ViceCraft2020, Voting

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8059	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your very own vice president! That’s right, forget about building castles and farms, now you can focus on building your very own political dynasty in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as you battle against the evil Sheep Empire, who are hell-bent on turning the entire world into one giant wool factory.

And if politics and epic battles aren’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade with villagers, participate in wild treasure hunts, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

KimJongCraft

aerial threat, border conflict, cross-border relations, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign policy, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, military escalation, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, political tension, presidential compound, Propaganda, propaganda warfare, security breach, south korea, trash balloon

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Emeralds Found:	559
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

so like, u know how u always wanted to play Minecraft on a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, guess what, this server is like, so crazy that even North Korean trash balloons are tryna get in on the action! imagine building your own presidential compound and having trash balloons land on it like, all the time. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, where even trash from North Korea wants to be a part of the fun!

East Coast West Coast Craft

American coasts, American landforms, Atlantic Ocean, Coast, coastal boundaries, coastal contrasts, coastal geography, coastal regions, continental divide, Craft, east, East Coast, Eastern Pacific, geographical divisions, geographical features, North America, ocean borders, pacific ocean, united states, US geography, US states, West, west coast, Western Atlantic

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

yOu gOtta jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt sErVeR bEcAuSe wE gOt aN ePiC wAr gOiNg oN bEtWeEn tHe eAsT cOaSt aNd tHe wEsT cOaSt. yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR bAsE oN tHe oCeAn aNd sWaShbUcKlE yOuR wAy tO vIcToRy! aNd dOn’T fOrGeT aBoUt oUr sPeCiAl qUeSt tO fInD tHe lOsT tReAsUrE oF cApTaIn bLoCkBeArD. jOiN nOw fOr aN eXpLoSiVeLy fUn tImE!

Pain-Free Placebo Pathway

analgesia, brain pathway, Interventions, medical science, Mice, neurobiology, neuroscience, pain management, pain modulation, pain perception, pain relief, pain relief mechanisms, pain sensation, pain treatment., PainFree, Pathway, placebo, placebo effect, placebo mechanisms, placebo response, placebo studies, research, therapeutic effect

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8957	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2411	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	2539	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You’re hit with this crazy placebo effect that makes all your pain disappear. It’s like magic, man. And get this, there’s this secret brain pathway in mice that totally explains why it works. Like, who knew mice were so smart, am I right?

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of the placebo effect. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss, all while feeling like you’re on cloud nine. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden mouse hideout, you’ll unlock even more insane powers. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

ShoreSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer PVP Gamemode Lifesteal Hearts Teammates Riches Power Rise Beware Loss Heart Game Mode Online Community Competitive Strategy, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	262
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to ShoreSMP! As of June of 2024, we currently have 1 gamemode, Lifesteal. Steal hearts from other players and rise to power in this gamemode, but beware—if you die, you lose a heart! Work with teammates to become the richest and best team on the server.

play.shoresmp.net

Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Gamble with LGBTQ+ Friendly Prize Crates and Timber!

Adult Owned, Astral, Astral Pixelmon, challenging fun, Crates, Custom Crates, custom textures, Dex Rewards, Discord, EV Training, Friendly, gamble, Gts, Gym Leaders, http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/, join us, LGBTQ, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pixelmon Raids, play.astralpixelmon.com, Pokebags, Prize, Timber, trained staff, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Astral Pixelmon Overview

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

FAQ

Question 1: How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com into your Minecraft client.

Question 2: Is the server family friendly?

Yes, we strive to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere on our server.

Question 3: Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and themed challenges.

Question 4: Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with other players using the GTS feature.

BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crops Grown:	7127	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	838289
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: Muurftastic

long tail tags, Minecraft, Muurftastic, MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and save the day. But that’s just a normal Tuesday on MUUUUUUUUUUUURF!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to pull off the most epic pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of TNT traps, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always expect the unexpected.

StuffySaver Minecraft Server

baby, belongings, brother, damaged room, emotional attachment, evacuation, family, Firefighters, granny, Guilt, house fire, Irreplaceable, kitchen fire, love, Minecraft, Phone, Quick Thinking, Safety, SAVING, Server, stuffy, StuffySaver, stupid

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Votes:	2207	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saving your beloved stuffy is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and experience the thrill of rescuing your favorite in-game items from fiery disasters just like our player 13NB did with their precious bean bag horse, Wilma.

Imagine the adrenaline rush of running through a burning virtual house, dodging flames and obstacles to save your most treasured possessions. And don’t worry, our firefighters are always on standby to help put out any in-game fires that may occur.

Join us now and show off your quick thinking and bravery as you save your stuffies from certain doom. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate stuffy hero on our server! So grab your phone, grab your stuffy, and let’s embark on this wild adventure together. See you in the game!

NoDineOutWithoutMe

Boundaries, brunch plans, Communication, dining out, dinner plans, friendship, generational differences, guest behavior, guest etiquette, guest expectations, Hospitality, Hosting, hosting friends, NoDineOutWithoutMe, overnight guests, social norms, staying with friends, travel, uninviting guests, uninviting houseguests

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ores Mined:	9693	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a free hotel by your so-called friends? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those ungrateful guests! Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can overstay their welcome or mooch off of you for a fancy dinner in Sausalito.

On our server, you can create epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless worlds without worrying about unwanted house guests. Say goodbye to awkward brunch invitations and hello to a community of players who value your virtual hospitality.

So why wait? Join our server today and reclaim your virtual space from those pesky guests who just can’t take a hint. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama.