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Squall is literally me Minecraft server

Appearance, comparison, emotional connection, Identity, introspection, LITERALLY, look like this, me, Minecraft, personal style, Personality, physical traits, relatability, resemblance, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-expression, self-identification, self-image, self-perception, Server, Similarity, Squall

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy circus on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper rodeo – it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombie villagers and skeleton archers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

23andme, banking information, Blackmail, child kidnapping, crypto accounts, cybersecurity, data privacy, data security, Home Invasion, Indian pajeet, Leaks.., Microsoft employee, Minecraft, online privacy, passwords, personal data, privacy breach, Procrastinator, selling data, smp, stock accounts, user information, windows, windows 11, work information

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	181	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Items Found:	8297	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	274	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mines Excavated:	2000	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

Kamala Komeback Minecraft Server

Campaign, COMEBACK, control, Donations, election, Fight, kamala, Komeback, Mario Nawfal, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, Recounts, Server, social media, Status, strategy, Support, trannies, trump, Trust the plan, Victory, WIN

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Kamala is raking in the dough for recounts that will totally sink Trump…or so she thinks! Trannies are running the show here, but don’t worry, they’ve got a master plan that involves lots of diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us if you want to be part of the craziest political drama Minecraft has ever seen. When we fight, we always win…or at least we respawn and try again! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous server out there. Just click the link and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

bar, CHANGE, club, DATING, hate, incel community, incel culture, Incels, involuntary celibates, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, NoobMaster69s, rejection, relationships, self improvement, sex, sexy women, smp, social dynamics, societal expectations, spectators of life, toxic masculinity, Wont

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	501
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.

BlockyPersona – Minecraft Server

Arena, art, Birthday Chart, BlockyPersona, Draw Corner, Episode Aigis, guides, Media assets, Minecraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, Persona, persona 3, persona 3 reload, persona 5, persona 5 the phantom x, Persona Concerts, Persona General, Persona ISO, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6469	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4175	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We have secret domains that expire in the future, mysterious links to Persona content, and a birthday chart that will blow your mind! Our server is so epic, even the Persona characters themselves are dying to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a special Draw Corner archive that will inspire your creativity and a Spammer Tech section that will leave you laughing for days. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Heals/ – Minecraft SMP Healsluts General

defeat/surrender, doms, Dps, erp, FFXIV, general, Healdoms, Healers, heals, Healsluts, healslutting, HotS, league of legends, Minecraft, online gaming, overwatch, prostitution, resourcesluts, Sluts, smp, SUBS, SUPPORTS, switches, Tanks, wagers, wow

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5527	Mines Excavated:	2861
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take kinks in gaming to a whole new level! Are you a heal slut looking for a dominant Tank or DPS to submit to? Or maybe you’re a healdom looking to assert your dominance in the virtual world? All roles are welcome, whether you’re bratty, eager, shy, or just plain slutty.

Join us for outrageous adventures, like defeat/surrender roleplay, resource-slutting, and even virtual prostitution. Who needs FFXIV or WoW when you can explore your kinks in Minecraft? Our server is the place to be for all your Sub/Dom gaming fantasies.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world of wild and wacky gameplay. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

⎝🟥🟥🟥ALL ADMIN －／ＡＤＭＩＮＫＡ🟥🟥🟥⎠ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	712382
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0

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Blocky Eugenics Minecraft Server

Black, Blackpilled, blocky, community support, coping mechanisms, Depressed, discrimination, emotions, eugenicist, Eugenics, Identity, Marginalized, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Minority, Personal experiences, Race, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, Social Issues, societal pressures, Struggle

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Votes:	794
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of feeling constantly blackpilled and depressed? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for all your eugenicist woes! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Our server is so uplifting, even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. So come on over and leave your eugenicist worries behind – after all, who needs genetics when you have a diamond sword and a pet parrot that tells dad jokes?

Iyo Sky’s Minecraft SMP WWE Moments

#youtube, alexa bliss, Championship, Entertainment, Female Wrestlers, highlights, Interaction, Iyo, IYO SKY, Matches, Minecraft, MOMENTS, professional wrestling, Rivalry, Skys, smp, sports, tag team, TEAM, Video, women’s division, wrestling, wwe, WWE superstars

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Emeralds Found:	4524
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and witness the epic showdown between a player and a creeper that ended in a dance-off! Rumor has it that our resident builder once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Tsuma’s School Minecraft Server

“Youth, Coming of Age, drama series, emotional, family dynamics, family relationships, friendship, growing up, Heartwarming, japanese drama, life lessons, Lost Happy Days, love, Marriage, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, School, school life, Server, Shougakusei ni Naru, slice of life, Tsuma, Tsumas

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Lost Happy Days is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted doing the macarena with a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with villagers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lost Happy Days today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with giant pink flamingos. Trust us, it’s a sight to see!