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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7085 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 457 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
