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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6667 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?